Author: arnygn
Forum: Software
Date: 2008-12-12

here's the keygen(new) use as quick as you cud
may be blocked after some time be quick

http://rapidshare.com/files/163227482/Keygen.rar

Author: sypher
Forum: Freeware Downloads
Date: 2008-12-12

i'd be careful to say no virus ...
http://www.virustotal.com/analisis/018e ... bf124d4c5b

Author: tdiddy022
Forum: Hardware
Date: 2008-12-12

why did u recomend against it?

i tried it and it turns on fine.... i just didnt know if it was dual channel or anything...

do they even make dual channel notebooks?

Author: GypsyDavid
Forum: Fun
Date: 2008-12-12

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2708/pig20laugh12020aning4.gif

Author: daytodie
Forum: Windows Vista
Date: 2008-12-12

You could always try Windows XP Professional x64 Edition, if you like xp but want 64 bit operating system

If you decide to go with vista x64, use Vista Loader v3.0.0.1

Author: orbit30
Forum: Windows Vista
Date: 2008-12-12

Happy days!!!

Author: X420
Forum: Fun
Date: 2008-12-12

Top Four Adult Jokes

Fourth Place:

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

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Third Place :

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

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Runner Up:

Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'

'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.

'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

'I got fired.'

'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh...she got fired too.'
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Winner:

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'

'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'

'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal