Author: Bloodlust
Forum: Windows Vista
Date: 2009-04-16

I just received notification for 4 essential updates for my x86 ultimate.

KB952004/KB956572/KB959426/KB960803

Among them, are there any tcpip.sys or deactivation for vista loaders? Safe to update?

Author: yuanfenya
Forum: Windows 7
Date: 2009-04-16

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig. The city man watched this activity for some time with great astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground! The farmer looked puzzled and replied, Whats time to a pig?

As you sow, so shall you reap.
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Author: yuanfenya
Forum: Programming
Date: 2009-04-16

A Kiss a Meter

A very beautiful girl walked up to a department store's fabric counter and said, "How much is this?"
"Only a kiss a meter," replied the smirking man assistant.
"That's fine." replied the girl. " I'll take for meters." The assistant quickly measured the material, wrapped it and then gave it to the girl. Taking it, the girl turned and pointed to an old man standing beside her. "MY grandpa will pay the bill." she said.

Other men live to eat, while I eat to live. —— Socrates
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Author: yuanfenya
Forum: Windows 7
Date: 2009-04-16

Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?

　　Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?
" "Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.

　　"Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike." Soon the doctor delivers the next child. "You've a full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter."

　　"Thanks be to..."

　　Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mike, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor

　　holds up the baby for Mike's inspection.

　　"Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"

Growth and change are the law of all life. Yesterday's answers are inadequate for today's problems --just as the solutions of today will not fill the needs of tomorrow. (Franklin Roosevelt, Averican president)
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Author: yuanfenya
Forum: Windows 7
Date: 2009-04-16

A kiss

At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."

The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"

When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property. (Thomas Jefferson, American President)
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Author: yuanfenya
Forum: Windows 7
Date: 2009-04-16

Excuse for speeding

Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
'Why on earth were you driving so fast?' the policeman yelled.
'Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!'

Friendship is love without his wings. (George Gordon Byron, Bdritish poet)
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Author: yuanfenya
Forum: Windows 7
Date: 2009-04-16

THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually brown."

Everything can be taken from a man but one thing; the freedom to choose his attitude in any given set of circumstances. (Leonhard Frand , German novelist)
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Author: BlackRussian
Forum: Members Downloads
Date: 2009-04-16

keznews.com ,Can anyone give me a link to the password plz ,it wont let me extract the files
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